Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...