Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...