A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
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Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Obey the speed limit
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New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!