The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.