What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...