Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...