Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...