blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...