Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...