It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...