Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...