Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...