Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...