Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...