Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...