Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...