Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...