Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...