A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
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Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Mice Krispies!
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A play on Computer Lingo.
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...