Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...