Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...