What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.