Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...