Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”