Computing Jokes How to shoot yourself in the foot Author admin Date November 2, 2013 |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Miscellaneous Comeback Lines! Author admin Date November 2, 2013 M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Irish Jokes Irish case of assault and battery Author admin Date November 2, 2013 |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Miscellaneous Proof you can build a better idiot! Author admin Date November 2, 2013 The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Miscellaneous Doctor, Doctor!!! Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Ethnic Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Miscellaneous Ernie the Hamster Author admin Date November 2, 2013 If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Miscellaneous Grant Bar and Casino Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Medicine Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Medicine The patient came into the doctor’s office… Author admin Date November 2, 2013 The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...