How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...