Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...