If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...