Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...