The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...