Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.