If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.