The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...