Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...