Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...