Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...