Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!