A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...