If she went out with me
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The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...