Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...