What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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A clever court case
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The patient came into the doctor’s office…
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost