Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...