Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...