Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.