50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...