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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The preacher buys a parrot
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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What is the definition of an overbite?
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