THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...