Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!