Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...