Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...