How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...