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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
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You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
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Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Kidnappers caught him
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