Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...